Well of course, here comes my arch rival and dreaded nemesis, Cloyd Vanhook. He could not possibly resist the temptation to get in a couple jabs and a knife in my BAC, at a time like this.
So, I get tackled by Brad & Doug. That's ok. It's the ball game. But then, here he comes with a late hit, piling on and personal fouls. Where's the penalty flag? Where's the web-ref?
It's these constant little attacks against my poor little airplanes. Poor people have poor planes. Sorry. I'm a fat guy that lost 20 pounds, to fly with Marty. And he attacks me for it. I did not even ask if he has grown any hair on his head? I would not do something like that.
I think he should buy me a bottle of Oban 18 Year Old Scotch. And bring it to BACfest. What do you guys think?